If I were a talk show host…
Good morning everybody. Welcome. We’ve got a great blog lined up for you. I think you’ll really enjoy it. Or maybe you won't. But it's free entertainment, so get off my back.
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Ok, who’s been watching Dancing with the Stars? Really? All two of you. I’m sure ABC is thrilled about that. Well, this is interesting, contestant Jerry Springer has actually been receiving a record number of call-in votes from his fans, despite consistently getting low scores from the judges.
Apparently, producers were amazed that their “Inbred Baby Momma Streetwalker” demographic knew how to work a phone.
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A state senator in Webster County, West Virginia is evaluating whether to run for a second term after photos surfaced of him and another man wearing only body paint.
This wouldn’t have been as big a deal if the other man hadn’t actually been TV’s Webster, Emmanuel Lewis.
That’s just creepy.
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On Wednesday, a Japanese man set a new world record by reciting pi to 100,000 decimal places from memory.
That’s right. And coincidentally, that was the exact same number of girls who turned down his invitation to the prom in high school.
I can relate to that one.
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According to a recent research study involving thousands of women and children, breast feeding has no impact on a child's intelligence. It's true.
Some researchers are saying the finding may have no merit, dut to the fact that most of the "children" who showed up to participate in the survey had beards, worked construction and were quoted as just being there "to see some sweet, sweet gozangas."
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Ok, folks. We've got a great blog for you. Coming up after the break, an all new iEmbarrassment, Brain Matters and more. So stick around, you won't want to miss it.
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