Actor Luke Perry turns 40 today, which means that Dylan McKay is about to officially be over the hill. I do wonder what he’s been up to since we last saw him on Beverly Hills 90210 (affectionately known as BH9).
Perhaps he went to Europe to find Brenda? Did he have to use the rest of his father’s money to help out Kelly after she got addicted to coke, got horribly burned in a fire and was attacked by a pack of rabid gnus? Did he end up having to help Donna Martin’s children graduate? Was he killed by Steve in a murderous rage after he made fun of his PermMullet? Did he travel to Haita and hire a voodoo princess to bring his long lost fiancé, Toni Marchette, back to life as a loving Zombie Bride? Did he finally shave his ridiculous sideburns after losing most of his hair in a freak Peach Pit After Dark explosion involving Nat, a tub of Crisco, a blow-up doll and a blowtorch?
The world may never know.
2 comments:
DAH-NA NANA, DAH-NA NANA...CHOUWH CHOUWH!
Whoa! Hang on! When did Kelly get addicted to coke?
- Stephanie
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