Paging Dr. Biohazard

I can hear the birds chirping. Children's laughter. The sound of a six pack being opened.

That's right. After two days of having no hearing whatsoever out of my right ear due to severe congestion, I finally made it to a doctor. Normally, I avoid doctor's offices with all my soul and being, but I got really tired of having to constantly sit on the right side of people in order to hear their conversations.

If nothing else, at least I noticed something while sitting and waiting and waiting and waiting in the doctor's office.

I've concluded that the most badass "symbol" that has ever been created is that of the biohazard symbol. Take a look.

Not only does it denote the possibility of extremely hazardous medical waste, but it also denotes the possibility of extremely boss heavy metal.

Seriously, Biohazard could kick most other symbols asses. Take, for example, the handicapped symbol.


Um, yeah. Stick Biohazard in a cage fight with this little guy and you better believe he'll need more than a wheelchair to get around when it's all over. Actually, the more that I look at it, I'm thinking Biohazard could kick my ass. Although that's not saying much. One time, I took a wrong turn down an alley after a long night of drinking and this symbol beat the shit out of me.

Now, that's embarrassing. It kicked me in the groin, hit me in the head with a rusty lead pipe and walked away. Although I think I heard it exclaim "Have a nice day" as it spit on me. Which was pretty cool of it to do.